Entirely Non-Deriddean Achivement-Centered Rankings of 53-Man Football-Playing Associations Through 12 Weeks

1. Indianapolis Colts (11-0)
2. New Orleans Saints (11-0)
3. Minnesota Vikings (10-1)
4. Cincinnati Bengals (8-3)
5. New England Patriots (7-4)
6. Baltimore Ravens (6-5)
7. San Diego Chargers (8-3)
8. Pittsburgh Steelers (6-5)
9. Denver Broncos (7-4)
10. Dallas Cowboys (8-3)
11. Philadelphia Eagles (7-4)
12. Green Bay Packers (7-4)
13. Arizona Cardinals (7-4)
14. New York Giants (6-5)
15. Atlanta Falcons (6-5)
16. Tennessee Titans (5-6)
17. Houston Texans (5-6)
18. San Francisco 49ers (5-6)
19. Chicago Bears (4-7)
20. Seattle Seahawks (4-7)
21. Jacksonville Jaguars (6-5)
22. Buffalo Bills (4-7)
23. Miami Dolphins (5-6)
24. New York Jets (5-6)
25. Carolina Panthers (4-7)
26. Kansas City Chiefs (3-8)
27. Oakland Raiders (3-8)
28. Detroit Lions (2-9)
29. Washington Redskins (3-8)
30. Cleveland Browns (1-10)
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-10)
32. St. Louis Rams (1-10)