Entirely Non-Deriddean Achivement-Centered Rankings of 53-Man Football-Playing Associations Through 11 Weeks

These are being posted after the early games in Week 12, because I've only now realized I'd finished the Week 11 rankings. Save for the rankings of Houston and Tennessee, whose Monday Night results I didn't yet have all teams had been considered before Week 12 action began. Knowing what I know now about Houston, after a Week 12 loss to Indy, I can only pledge to have tried not to punish them too much a week in advance.

1. Indianapolis Colts (10-0)
2. New Orleans Saints (10-0)
3. New England Patriots (7-3)
4. Cincinnati Bengals (7-3)
5. Pittsburgh Steelers (6-4)
6. Minnesota Vikings (9-1)
7. Baltimore Ravens (5-5)
8. San Diego Chargers (7-3)
9. Denver Broncos (6-4)
10. Dallas Cowboys (7-3)
11. Houston Texans (5-5)
12. Philadelphia Eagles (5-4)
13. Miami Dolphins (5-5)
14. Carolina Panthers (4-6)
15. Green Bay Packers (6-4)
16. Arizona Cardinals (7-3)
17. Tennessee Titans (4-6)
18. New York Giants (6-4)
19l Atlanta Falcons (5-5)
20. San Francisco 49ers (4-6)
21. Chicago Bears (4-5)
22. Kansas City Chiefs (3-7)
23. Seattle Seahawks (3-7)
24. Jacksonville Jaguars (6-4)
25. New York Jets (4-6)
26. Oakland Raiders (3-7)
27. Detroit Lions (2-8)
28. Washington Redskins (3-7)
29. Cleveland Browns (1-9)
30. Buffalo Bills (3-7)
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-9)
32. St. Louis Rams (1-9)