Entirely Non-Deriddean Achivement-Centered Rankings of 53-Man Football-Playing Associations Through 13 Weeks

1. Indianapolis Colts (12-0)
2. New Orleans Saints (12-0)
3. Arizona Cardinals (8-4)
4. Cincinnati Bengals (9-3)
5. Minnesota Vikings (10-2)
6. New England Patriots (7-5)
7. Green Bay Packers (8-4)
8. Baltimore Ravens (6-6)
9. San Diego Chargers (9-3)
10. Pittsburgh Steelers (6-6)
11. Denver Broncos (8-4)
12. Philadelphia Eagles (8-4)
13. New York Giants (7-5)
14. Dallas Cowboys (8-4)
15. Tennessee Titans (5-7)
16. Atlanta Falcons (6-6)
17. Miami Dolphins (6-6)
18. Seattle Seahawks (5-7)
19. Jacksonville Jaguars (7-5)
20. New York Jets (6-6)
21. Houston Texans (5-7)
22. San Francisco 49ers (5-7)
23. Oakland Raiders (4-8)
24. Carolina Panthers (5-7)
25. Chicago Bears (5-7)
26. Buffalo Bills (4-8)
27. Kansas City Chiefs (3-9)
28. Detroit Lions (2-10)
29. Washington Redskins (3-9)
30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-11)
31. Cleveland Browns (1-11)
32. St. Louis Rams (1-11)