Entirely Non-Deriddean Achivement-Centered Rankings of 53-Man Football-Playing Associations Through 10 Weeks

1. Indianapolis Colts (9-0)
2. New Orleans Saints (9-0)
3. Cincinnati Bengals (7-2)
4. Pittsburgh Steelers (6-3)
5. Denver Broncos (6-3)
6. Minnesota Vikings (8-1)
7. New England Patriots (6-3)
8. Houston Texans (5-4)
9. Baltimore Ravens (5-4)
10. San Diego Chargers (6-3)
11. Dallas Cowboys (6-3)
12. Philadelphia Eagles (5-4)
13. Carolina Panthers (4-5)
14. Atlanta Falcons (5-4)
15. Miami Dolphins (4-5)
16. Green Bay Packers (5-4)
17. Arizona Cardinals (6-3)
18. New York Giants (5-4)
19. Tennessee Titans (3-6)
20. San Francisco 49ers (4-5)
21. Chicago Bears (4-5)
22. New York Jets (4-5)
23. Seattle Seahawks (3-6)
24. Jacksonville Jaguars (5-4)
25. Washington Redskins (3-6)
26. Kansas City Chiefs (2-7)
27. Oakland Raiders (2-7)
28. Cleveland Browns (1-8)
29. Buffalo Bills (3-6)
30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-8)
31. St. Louis Rams (1-8)
32. Detroit Lions (1-8)