Entirely Non-Deriddean Achivement-Centered Rankings of 53-Man Football-Playing Associations Through 16 Weeks

1. Indianapolis Colts (14-1)
2. Minnesota Vikings (11-4)
3. San Diego Chargers (12-3)
4. New Orleans Saints (13-2)
5. New England Patriots (10-5)
6. Cincinnati Bengals (10-5)
7. Pittsburgh Steelers (8-7)
8. Baltimore Ravens (8-7)
9. Houston Texans (8-7)
10. Philadelphia Eagles (11-4)
11. Denver Broncos (8-7)
12. Green Bay Packers (10-5)
13. Tennessee Titans (7-8)
14. Atlanta Falcons (8-7)
15. San Francisco 49ers (7-8)
16. Arizona Cardinals (10-5)
17. Miami Dolphins (7-8)
18. Jacksonville Jaguars (7-8)
19. New York Jets (8-7)
20. Chicago Bears (6-9)
21. Carolina Panthers (7-8)
22. New York Giants (8-7)
23. Dallas Cowboys (10-5)
24. Washington Redskins (4-11)
25. Cleveland Browns (4-11)
26. Buffalo Bills (5-10)
27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-12)
28. Oakland Raiders (5-10)
29. Seattle Seahawks (5-10)
30. Kansas City Chiefs (3-12)
31. St. Louis Rams (1-14)
32. Detroit Lions (2-13)