Entirely Non-Deriddean Achivement-Centered Rankings of 53-Man Football-Playing Associations Through 15 Weeks

1. Indianapolis Colts (14-0)
2. New Orleans Saints (13-1)
3. Minnesota Vikings (11-3)
4. San Diego Chargers (11-3)
5. New England Patriots (9-5)
6. Cincinnati Bengals (9-5)
7. Baltimore Ravens (8-6)
8. Philadelphia Eagles (10-4)
9. Tennessee Titans (7-7)
10. Houston Texans (7-7)
11. Pittsburgh Steelers (7-7)
12. Denver Broncos (8-6)
13. Green Bay Packers (9-5)
14. New York Giants (8-6)
15. Dallas Cowboys (9-5)
16. Atlanta Falcons (7-7)
17. San Francisco 49ers (6-8)
18. Arizona Cardinals (9-5)
19. Miami Dolphins (7-7)
20. Carolina Panthers (6-8)
21. Jacksonville Jaguars (7-7)
22. New York Jets (7-7)
23. Washington Redskins (4-10)
24. Oakland Raiders (5-9)
25. Chicago Bears (5-9)
26. Cleveland Browns (3-11)
27. Buffalo Bills (5-9)
28. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-12)
29. Seattle Seahawks (5-9)
30. Kansas City Chiefs (3-11)
31. St. Louis Rams (1-13)
32. Detroit Lions (2-12)