Week 8 Entirely Non-Deriddean Achivement-Centered Rankings of 53-Man Football-Playing Associations

1. New Orleans Saints (7-0)
2. Indianapolis Colts (7-0)
3. Denver Broncos (6-1)
4. New England Patriots (5-2)
5. Cincinnati Bengals (5-2)
6. Pittsburgh Steelers (5-2)
7. Minnesota Vikings (7-1)
8. Dallas Cowboys (5-2)
9. Philadelphia Eagles (5-2)
10. Houston Texans (5-3)
11. Baltimore Ravens (4-3)
12. Atlanta Falcons (4-3)
13. San Diego Chargers (4-3)
14. Miami Dolphins (3-4)
15. New York Jets (4-4)
16. Green Bay Packers (4-3)
17. Chicago Bears (4-3)
18. San Francisco 49ers (3-4)
19. Carolina Panthers (3-4)
20. Arizona Cardinals (4-3)
21. New York Giants (5-3)
22. Seattle Seahawks (2-5)
23. Tennessee Titans (1-6)
24. Jacksonville Jaguars (3-4)
25. Oakland Raiders (2-6)
26. Cleveland Browns (1-7)
27. Buffalo Bills (3-5)
28. Kansas City Chiefs (1-6)
29. Washington Redskins (2-5)
30. St. Louis Rams (1-7)
31. Detroit Lions (1-6)
32. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-7)