Final 2009 Entirely Non-Deriddean Achivement-Centered Rankings of 53-Man Football-Playing Associations

1. Indianapolis Colts (14-2)
2. Minnesota Vikings (13-3)
3. San Diego Chargers (13-3)
4. New Orleans Saints (13-3)
5. Houston Texans (9-7)
6. Cincinnati Bengals (10-6)
7. Pittsburgh Steelers (9-7)
8. New England Patriots (10-6)
9. Green Bay Packers (11-5)
10. Baltimore Ravens (9-7)
11. Dallas Cowboys (11-5)
12. Philadelphia Eagles (11-5)
13. Denver Broncos (8-8)
14. Tennessee Titans (8-8)
15. Atlanta Falcons (9-7)
16. San Francisco 49ers (8-8)
17. Arizona Cardinals (10-6)
18. Miami Dolphins (7-9)
19. Jacksonville Jaguars (7-9)
20. New York Jets (9-7)
21. Carolina Panthers (8-8)
22. New York Giants (8-8)
23. Washington Redskins (4-12)
24. Chicago Bears (7-9)
25. Cleveland Browns (5-11)
26. Buffalo Bills (6-10)
27. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-13)
28. Oakland Raiders (5-11)
29. Kansas City Chiefs (4-12)
30. Seattle Seahawks (5-11)
31. St. Louis Rams (1-15)
32. Detroit Lions (2-14)